[Friends Only] love hurts
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[info]taekarado

do not comment here if you would like to be my lj "friend" - for a start, you arent able to since comments are disabled on this. before i can friend you and you can "friend" me, please read this post and look over the contract on there. if you feel that you can meet the standards of the contract, sign it in a comment to that post and friending can commence. if you do not feel that you can meet the standards of the contract, then you are wasting my time by pretending to be friendly with me.

do not automatically add me as a "friend" without reading this post or the contract that this post links to. i will not friend you back unless you have signed the contract. you have been warned.
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[TGWTG Kink Meme] If you were gay, that'd be okay~
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[info]taekarado
ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.Com / blisteredthumbs.net / AVGN Anonymous Kink Meme PRIME


ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Yaoi, yuri, het; fluffy kinks, gory, gross, ones involving mannequins and water balloons and hair clips - hell, even vanilla if you wish it. I don't care. Just post away, anons!

After that, your request will be filled out by ANONYMOUS.

If you make a request, please fill one out in return. We don't want all requests and no fics! Also, if a pairing and/or kink inspires you, but it's already filled out, don't back off - more than one submission per kink is acceptable! If it inspires you, write for it - that's the philosophy I try to stick to.

The epicage: we wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. 

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT (those in red-bold are extra important):
---WARNING: the prompts and fills of this kink meme include triggering subjects such as eating disorders, self harm, underage sex, snuff, non-consensual sex, incest, coercion, and other subjects of similar rank. you have been warned.
---NEW, IMPORTANT: now that we have reached over nine thousand comments on the kink meme, we are now having a fill marathon, or a fillathon. any prompts posted after this point (15:10 gmt of april 23 2011) will be deleted from this post; we are now emphasizing filling unfilled prompts over adding new ones. therefore, please direct any new prompts you have to [info]tgwtg_meme.
---Keep it anonymous on this post! If you wish to out yourself as the writer of a response elsewhere, you may do so.
---since the number of prompt fills that are deanoned shortly or immediately after writing is steadily increasing, i am implementing a new rule effective as of 28th august 2010 - if one wishes to deanon for a fill, they should post it wherever else they want to first, then link the fic anonymously to the prompt in question. this will allow people to still comment on it anonymously if they dont want to out themselves right away.
---One prompt per comment, please.
---Prompts can be responded to with any kind of creative fanwork - fic, art, roleplay, creative photomanipulations of screenshots, what have you - unless otherwise specified by the prompter.
---If you answer a prompt in the form of roleplay and you're threading it, then PLEASE thread in your own post so you don't waste comment space. I understand that goes against the whole 'anonymous' thing, but eh, this was a part of the original rules, so I'm keeping it.
---For images that you want to post anonymously, try TinyPic.
---Crossovers and elements from other fandoms are allowed, so long as there is some connection to TGWTG.com, blisteredthumbs.net, and/or AVGN). For kink memes in other fandoms, refer to The Master List of Kink Memes - although it hasn't been updated for a while, there are still links to working memes that you might be interested in.
---by extension, fanfics involving the members of the fandom (aka the secret treehouse) are also allowed - since the fans, at this stage in the game, are technically a small part of their process - as long as they do not overwhelm the tgwtg.com etc prompts.
---There's also a Master List of Kinks you can use if you get stuck as to kinks or need inspiration.
---Do NOT mock, chastise or otherwise insult the kink meme in general just because it's for a bit of a controversial fandom. If you're solely here to give us crap because we're writing for characters that are acted by people on the internet, I direct you to this to clear you up on the subject.
---Do NOT mock, chastise, or otherwise insult others for their kinks. If something squicks you, scroll past or use the back button. That's what they're there for, after all.
---As long as you do not draw the attention of The Powers That Be (ie: Doug Walker, James Rolfe etc) to the kink-fic with them in it, feel free to pimp the TGWTG.com/blisteredthumbs.net/AVGN) Kink Meme as much as you like, within reason. just because they know of us doesnt mean we have to notify them of it every six minutes.
---in order to respect the rights and boundaries of nash, we would like to ask that kink-meme requests involving him strictly relate to genfic. thank you for your cooperation.
---[character]/[character] should be used a romantic or sexual relationship whereas [character]+[character] can be used for friendship/genfic.
---When you post a prompt, try to make it as clear as possible what you want. There is no limit to how big the prompt needs to be (except perhaps if it expands more than half a page in Word XD).
---if you have the feeling that what youve requested has been requested or filled before in previous kink meme pages, dont assume, check. this will save a lot of comment space in the long term. has now been made easier with the addition of an unfilled prompts list; see below.
---new: it seems that livejournal has added a new spam policy - involuntarily screening comments with any links in them at all, even if the poster is legit. so if you post a prompt or fill with a link and it doesnt show up, please do not panic and repeatedly post the comment over and over again - it has just been screened, and i will unscreen it as quickly as possible.
---Comments? Concerns? Questions? Suggestions? Just PM me and I'll try to get back to you. I don't bite.
---since a few of you need to be told a second time: prompts do not go on here anymore. they go on the new kink meme on tgwtg_meme. any more posting of prompts to this meme will lead me to begin screening comments again.

Get the gist of it? Then let's dig into the kink meme! 

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busy 'working'
[info]taekarado
Title:

Fandom: Die Anstalt - Psychiatrie für misshandelte Kuscheltiere
pairing: sly/sockpuppet therapist, dolly/lilo/kroko, dub/dr wood
warnings: content warning for sexual scenes, including: implied self-fulfillment, definite threesome, doctor/patient relationship. trigger warning for self-hatred and self-"slut-shaming".
notes: to pre-empt any outrage against the first emotionally-sexual "explicit" fanfiction for this fandom (afaik), the concept of a cuddly toy having a libido is definitely touched on in canon. i just took the idea to its logical conclusion here. it doesnt get any more technical than what you can see in slys section of the banner.
this fanfiction is actually three stories in one. hence, the formatting has been modified to reflect this. i feel the easiest way to present it is in table format - if you find this confusing to read, message me and ill edit. slys story is in the left column, dollys in the middle and dr woods to the right.
disclaimer: i am really ridiculously sorry, creators of die anstalt.
summary: It is dark outside, way past any of their bedtimes. Five patients and a doctor do a little exploration at the same time, unaware of the others. They do not discover things about themselves, but rather reiterate what they already knew.

...away from therapy and in forbidden territory. )
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i have artistic integrity honest
[info]taekarado
In this post there is a mood theme consisting of animations from the flash game "Die Anstalt" or "Parapluesch: Psychiatry fur Misshandelte Kuscheltiere".

DUE TO SUBJECT MATTER OF THE GAME, THIS MOOD THEME WILL INEVITABLY CONTAIN TRIGGERS FOR MENTAL DISORDERS RANGING FROM MODERATE TO SEVERE, AS WELL AS SELF-HARM AND BODY DYSMORPHIA. I have tried to keep any unnecessarily triggery content to a minimum.

more information, preview and download )
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SECRET SANTA CHRIST 2 SIGN-UP/RULES POST
cooldown hug, conflict medium, hugs?
[info]taekarado
TGWTG-TREEHOUSE SECRET SANTA-CHRIST 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

If you are wondering what this event is, basically it's like a regular Secret Santa, only for the TGWTG fandom. If you choose to do the event, you will be assigned to create a fandom gift for one person without that person knowing who is making them their gift. Then when the gift is done you can surprise them with a nice Christmas present!

KEEP IN MIND THAT THERE IS NO LIMIT ON PLACES OR NOTORIETY EXCLUSIVITY. You can take part in this event whether you are a long-time-lurker first-time-creator, a fandom veteran, a post-Suburban-Knights fan, an ex-member-but-still-fan, or someone who wants this to be their swansong in this fandom before they get the fuck out of dodge. Basically what I'm saying is, you can do this event regardless of your fandom standing.

WHAT TO DO

Read more... )
EDIT: wait, i was supposed to close this, wasnt i? oops.
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anaaaaa~
[info]taekarado
all right. ive actually calmed down a lot earlier than i expected, so i think i might be ready to let people back in now. but before i do, i want to put a question to the handful of you who want to come back. well, less of a question more of a contract.

IF YOU WANT TO BE TAEKARADOS INTERNET FRIEND ON LJ OR TWITTER OR OTHERWISE, YOU MUST SOLEMNLY SWEAR IN A COMMENT TO THIS POST THAT YOU WILL NEVER EVER HURT TAEKARADO. IN ANY WAY. EVER.

this entails:
  • * no friending me for the sole purpose of getting something out of it and then leaving as soon as i become inconvenient
  • * no bitching about me or laughing about me behind my back where you know i cant see it
  • * no misconstruing any attempts at self-improvement as "refusing to get help"
  • * no pretending to fall in love with me and then dumping me any amount of time later when you get bored of stringing me along
  • * no pretending to like me or the things that i do and then becoming scathing as soon as i mess up
  • * on a related note, no pretending to share fandoms with me if you really dont like the fandom in question. to be more specific, lets say i like sonic the hedgehog. dont pretend that you like sonic in order to get closer to me and then in a fit of rage admit that you dont actually like it and say that youre glad you no longer have to "pretend to like something just to please me". this has actually happened. i can tell the signs.
  • * no dishonesty. if you hate me, say it. if you want me to improve, say it. if you think im a "emotional manipulator", say it. if you think im a "assholish headcase", say it. if you think im a "knucklehead mcspazatron", id prefer you didnt say that exactly, but find a less ableist way to say it. if you think im a broken and soggy piece of shit who wouldnt know good quality fanfic if it hit me in the nonexistent dick, just fucking say it. dont sugarcoat the issue.
  • * for purposes of emphasis, no pretending to fall in love with me and then dumping me any amount of time later when you get bored of stringing me along. seriously, fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on you, try to fool me three times and youre seriously pushing your luck.
  • * no trying to defend any of the above actions with excuses like "its for my benefit", "i need to improve myself", "i know it hurts but ive never been a compassionate person", "it was purely unintentional", "its not you its me", "ive just been in a weird brainspace", "i wish we could still be friends but i know thats not going to be good for you", "if wed stayed together, i would have destroyed you", "it really wasnt your fault", "i really really do like you kara, please believe us" or any shit like that. if youre going to break the promise and indulge in hurting-kara behaviour, at least admit that you are engaging in hurting-kara behaviour and dont hide it behind a veil of excuses.
all new-comers to this lj who have never heard of me before also have to abide by the contract should i decide to friend them. it might be too much for them to just jump into like that, but if they can read an epic-long fanfic like the shoebox project, then they can read a 500-word contract.
this contract operates on a two-strikes policy. all people who break this contract will be given just one more chance. if you blow this second chance, you will be defriended and blocked.

im sorry for being so tightfisted about this issue. but i have been hurt so many times in the past two years. i can not get hurt again. this is my attempt to prevent hurting as much as humanly possible.
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[info]taekarado
if youve just been unfollowedo n my twitter or my lj, dont feel singled out, ive done it to everybody. i am sick adn tired of being lied to about how friendly somebody is towards me and about being ditched when i become inconvenient for them. so i figured it would be easier for all concerned if i cut out everybody before they had the chance to cut me out first. dont pm me. dont talk to me right now. i need a week or so to calm down and relax, if i ever do manage to calm down and relax. besides, for most of you it might be your chance to finally cut all your ties to the fandoms we share. i do still like all of yhou. i just cant be hurt anymor.e im sorry.
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anaaaaa~
[info]taekarado
TGWTG-TREEHOUSE SECRET SANTA-CHRIST

WHAT TO DO

rules )

EDIT: aaaaaaaaaand sign-ups are now closed. thanks for the overwhelming turn-out, folks; i will now randomize my list of participants and determine who will be the secret santa-christ of whom. expect dms within the next 2 hours confirming the results.
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[info]taekarado
Step 1: Post this into your LJ publicly.
Step 2: Others will reply anonymously (if they'd like) about what they really think of you.
Step 3: Cry, because this meme is so brutal, and it hurts.


today isnt going to get any worse. i can take it.
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anaaaaa~
[info]taekarado
its never too late in the day for a love meme, is it? and whats more, im making this one up myself, because i like making up memes.

1. Post this meme on your LiveJournal in a public post.
2. People will comment anonymously on you giving you at least two reasons why they like/love you.
3. You then have three chances to guess who each of your commenters are. If you guess right, they have to reveal themselves; but if you guess wrong all three times, they can either keep their identity a secret or reveal themselves at their discretion.

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testing the repost function on something thats worth it (thanks, keevacaereni)
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[info]taekarado
cut for triggering material about genital mutilation )
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#99.5: i want some dampened spirits and black and bitter spoons
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[info]taekarado


POST ANONYMOUSLY (they'll be screened) AND TELL ME:
1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One non-compliment.
4. One love note, but it does not have to be for me.
5. Lyrics to a song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends.
8. And a hint to who you are.

 


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